Want a job where you can be angry and scream at people all the time? Then do I have a to do list for you!
1. Become an asian woman
2. Buy a shitty vending outlet that the Americans cheated you out on.
3. Become vengeful and cook stray cats, dogs and rats into “chicken”.
4. Sell the chicken for cheap because you get to laugh at stupid customers eating fucking stray animals. Laugh.
5. Scream at said customers for using a water cup to get soda because that’s fucking ridiculous.
7. You’re profiting form screaming at people and feeding stray animals to people. You win.